Pros of sex with Optimus Prime: He’s Optimus fucking Prime.

Cons of sex with Optimus Prime: NONE, because he’s Optimus fucking Prime.

cherryprettycmo:

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fastestmechonwheels started following you

Oh my Primus what happened to your face—

Uh… Hello.

I can appreciate looks as much as the next mech, but sometimes, when the war’s at its peak and people are dying, sacrifices have to be made. I’ll miss that denta, but I’m not about to replace it with some random piece of junk. The rest of me is original. You look like eighty-percent upgrades.

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no-more-human-pets asked: "Hello."

no-more-human-pets:

fastestmechonwheels:

18. They’re crying too hard to be coherent.

He didn’t know where else to turn. Demolishor was back, and he’d just given Sideswipe a history lesson - dragging up memories of the colony, and giving the silver frontliner quite the aft-kicking in the process. Sideswipe was broken, and defeated, and he needed someone to vent to. After several moments of incoherence, he managed to mumble something about being a mile west of base, and needing help.

Optimus didnt need anymore. With a quick comm to the others, he ran out and transformed speeding his way to where Sideswipe was. His spark was pulsing franticly, wanting him so badly to panic but he kept himself steady. THey way Sideswipe sounded. It was too much like…that day.

He arrived at the location and was immediatly at the mechs side, bringing him close. “Sideswipe! Talk to me!”

The silver mech was quite the sorry sight to behold. He was covered, helm to pede, in gashes, from most of which leaked energon. Sideswipe had been crying long enough that he’d run out of tears, but his face was still streaked with the stains of them. In his right servo he held perhaps the most jarring sight - a cybertronian children’s toy which had belonged to one of the little femmes Sideswipe had been charged with protecting all those years before.

Sideswipe offered it to Optimus, before collapsing into his arms. “We never did find Ariana’s frame, sir.” The broken doll in question had, in fact, belonged to Ariana, and had also never been recovered.

fastestmechonwheels asked: "Who says we have to grow up?"

firstjazzylieutenant:

fastestmechonwheels:

firstjazzylieutenant:

Jazz glanced up from his datapad, visor flashing. He’d been working on a new set of security codes to ensure their data network remained locked. With the human activity shifting into different swings of sets, Jazz was worried that all their data would be stolen. Or worse, exploited. The last thing he needed were human feds knocking on his door, demanding he explain over a million illegally downloaded songs.

Slowly, lipplates curled into a halfway grin. “Mech, you are lookin’ at th’wrong bot if yah think that I would suggest growin’ up. On the contrary, I think y’all should chill out and relax more often. Play some games with Bee Bot. Hell, we should all get t’gether and play Twister. Imagine Optimus playin’ Twister.”

He chuckled, baritone voice filled with mirth. “Grow up? Ain’t no one gonna make yah grow up.”

No one except war.

Sideswipe just huffed. “Fragging human told me to grow up because I overreacted to his prank. He fragging planted a spider on me while I was recharging. I think I reacted well to that.”

Then, listening to Jazz, Sideswipe decided he was right. “Imagine Ratchet singing karaoke.”

"Really? That’s what scared you? Why in the fragging hell would that scare yah? You’re bigger than a spider, Swiper." He chuckled and went back to his datapad, visor glowing bright. He shook his helm, shrugging his shoulders while he was at it.

"I don’t wanna imagine that."

Was Jazz serious? Spiders were among the only organic creatures that were actually terrifying. “They-they’re so small and crafty, and can get into a mech’s wiring and plant babies…” Sideswipe shivered at the thought. “Probably small enough to climb into a mech’s spark chamber and poison it. Things are fragging freaky.”

"Hey, for all we know, Ratchet could have an amazing singing voice. He’s a medic, so it’s unlikely, but hey, I’m a fragging frontliner and I’m not half bad."

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Her Name Is Alice
Shinedown
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theredhellion:

To stand outside your virtue
No one can ever hurt you
Or so they say

no-more-human-pets asked: "Hello."

18. They’re crying too hard to be coherent.

He didn’t know where else to turn. Demolishor was back, and he’d just given Sideswipe a history lesson - dragging up memories of the colony, and giving the silver frontliner quite the aft-kicking in the process. Sideswipe was broken, and defeated, and he needed someone to vent to. After several moments of incoherence, he managed to mumble something about being a mile west of base, and needing help.

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itchin-to-blow-things-up asked: "I give up- on you, on everythin'."

itchin-to-blow-things-up:

fastestmechonwheels:

fastestmechonwheels:

Sideswipe stopped at those words. Ironhide’s had been the only approval he’d ever sought. The mission at hand, that Sideswipe had yet again volunteered wholeheartedly for, no longer mattered. He shifted his arms around, bringing the blades to the surface, and he detached them, letting them hit the floor with a loud clang. 

The vibrancy that had once inhabited the silver mech’s eyes had disappeared. “You’re right. If you need me, which I doubt, I’ll be in my quarters. Tell Prime I’m done.” He looked over at Ironhide. “This is what you wanted, isn’t it? For me to stop running off into wars. Looks like you got your wish.” And with that wish came an entirely new Sideswipe - one whose outlook was bleak.

"C’mon, then. Let’s get laid down. No sense in falling into recharge sitting up and falling off the berth." He snorted a bit at the mental image, before beginning to shift and lay back down. 

Sideswipe was a bit nervous about recharging with Ironhide. Did Ironhide know that Sideswipe snored like an ox? Could he get past that and recharge with Sideswipe anyway? Or would it prove to be an early nail in the coffin of their relationship? In any case, they would try it, and Sideswipe could only hope to Primus that Ironhide wouldn’t mind.

Ironhide chuckled. “Sad thing is, I’ve done tha’ a few times.”

He laid down next to the other, careful not to lay on him any. That wouldn’t be appreciated. “I hope ya don mind that I move ‘round a bit.”

Well, saying a bit was being nice about it. He usually tossed and turned in recharge. It wasn’t so bad when somebot was next to him, but…

When Ironhide revealed he’d actually done that, Sideswipe laughed even louder. “That, I have to see.”

He waved off Ironhide’s concern. It was fine. Plenty of mechs he’d been forced to recharge beside had done so during the war. It was why Sideswipe was so impossible to wake up - he’d begun to accept movement, and not awaken for it. It had been that, or never recharge. “I’ll accept your tossing and turning if you accept my snoring…”

He shifted a bit, and draped an arm over Ironhide’s chest, laying face-down next to the mech. “Besides, I’m a bit clingy.”

itchin-to-blow-things-up asked: Hello [sorry, temptation was too much]

9. They think they’re being followed.

"Hey, ‘Hide. I don’t mean to panic you, but I can’t come back to base tonight. I’m ninety percent certain that’s a Decepticon on my tail right now. Stupid little black car’s been trailing me for a few blocks…"

gonnacounttothree asked: "Hello?"

13. They’ve just been attacked.

His voice was weak as he made the connection to Will’s phone. “Bud… attacked… in the desert… running out… of energon… leaking it all… please help…”

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Send me “Hello?” and my character will phone yours because…

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Scenarios range from fluff to angst. Some trigger warnings apply.

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